Carmelita Fox is the 242nd member of the 7th level of hell known as darkSpyro. She is also known for being the 4th richest user, err . . . basically that means she has too many gems. IT'S FUCKING UNHEALTHY
|Join date||10th Feburary, 1949|
|Status||Serial apist, Emerald Sparx|
|Clan||the penis clan|
HOLY SHIT IT'S A HEADING[edit | edit source]
Carmelita Fox is very dangerous. She lurks in the sewers of the Opera house, fapping to pictures of England in a pirate costume and singing songs from the Donkey Kong Show. When she comes up to the outside, she at least apes 20 people a day or more.
How to prevent shit like this[edit | edit source]
THE WAY TO PREVENT THIS CRAZY SHE-MAN FROM HAVING GRUSOME
HARD SEX WITH YOU IS - holy shit she found me, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LIFE IN NORTH KOREA[edit | edit source]
FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS I LIVED IN NORTH KOREA. IT WAS A MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME PLACE. I EVEN MET KIM JONG IL. he was such a bro. YOU SHOULD LIVE THERE.
[this user was banned for advertising]